February 2012
Anonymous asked: Are you still trying to lose weight? Im about to start a diet thats a week long and you lose 10-17 pounds. I can send it to you if you want..
At the end of concerts
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME
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Period: Hi I'd like to introduce myself I'm your period.
Me: Erm okay hi
Period: *punches me in the stomach repeatedly*
Me: what the fuuu-
Period: NOW EAT ALL THE FOOD!
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Chloe
Is a smarmy fucking bitch if she comes into my work again I will punch her right in the kisser.
God sakes I do not care about how you go to drama school and have to run laps every morning and please stop with the condescending “ahhahaa my life is better than yours” tone because really in 20 years all your going to be is another washed up drama student.
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